It's Home Run Derby Time
But how does anyone know for sure?
"Let me ask you something," Donnelly says. "In the next Olympics, you think anybody is going to say: 'Let's have the shot put and throw it into the bleachers?' Or: 'Let's throw that javelin into the upper deck and estimate it would have gone 72 feet?' Or: 'Let's all broad-jump into the bleachers, and say
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"Come on. They'd never do that
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So all Donnelly asks is this: Move the Derby to a place where we'll know exactly how far the home runs travel -- to the mysterious Bonneville Salt Flats.
We're not sure what goes on at those salt flats when somebody isn't trying to test-drive a race car at about 312 miles an hour. But it appears to be a locale with lots and lots of open space. And that's just the kind of place Donnelly is looking for
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"I want to see a Home Run Derby with no outfield bleachers
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lululemon. You wouldn't need one of those computer nerds in the press box figuring out where it would have hit. You just measure where it lands
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We should point out, in fairness, that this year's Derby is being held in a park next to a body of water. So this is one year when we will see some home runs that don't clatter off a bleacher occupant.
"But what's that mean?" Donnelly retorts. "You've got to put on a life preserver to measure it? Come on. That's no good
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Yeah, well
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microsoft office 2007 product key. We figure the scenery ought to be better than the salt flats. And the climate ought to be way better. And the food ought to be an upgrade, too, although it might not be as easy to find a salt shaker.
Now, is the sentiment behind this proposal solid
microsoft office 2010 product key? Absolutely. We're all for it. Somehow
lululemon, though, we have a feeling we know the one obstacle that will keep this idea from becoming the people's choice:
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