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It turns out Oprah and I are cousins. This is a result of a very common hospital error where a teenager gives birth to twins - or triplets - they are either separated at birth - or an evil nurse kidnaps a darling baby and raises her as her own, until: epiphany time. It happens. It's just like a scene from Steve Martin's "The Jerk" According to TV and radio, the National Enquirer and the Huffington Post, this happens all the time.
Oprah and I are Like Twins - Twice RemovedOprah and I both love books, book clubs, orphanages and John Travolta. We have battled the demons of weight gain. She hires battalions of chefs, exercise gurus, trainers, doctors (Oz and Phil) and wardrobe geniuses. I run half marathons and delete wheat. I frequent the Fess Parker Doubletree Santa-Barbara. And she has the far more glamorous, estate- mega-mansion next to Rob Lowe. He
michael kors purse outlet, too, has only one name. And he is smart enough to wait in the wings
michael kors outlet. He is the ultimate behind-the-scenes beau. She trots him out for Kennedy Center events and the Emmys. Me, too kind of
michael kors outlet purse. My beau is also waiting in the wings. We have so much in common.
Like Lucy and Ethel- best friends GayleHaving a best girlfriend to discuss current events, dating
michael kors handbags uk store, men, CNN, romance, Charlie Rose, daily news, the Arts, kissing, and literature is the best. Oprah has a best friend named Gayle- and, so do I
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